The Chit-Chat Thread

[Psychospacecow]

I just got the worst haircut ever. Not only does it look bad but I got a small (but noticeable) scar on my forehead. I have school tomorrow and I don't want people staring and telling me how bad I look.

If anyone asks, just tell them it's from where you fought off three wild grizzly bears and a llama with a spork, then rip off your shirt and beat your chest. Proceed to French Kiss the nearest female in sight.

Works for me all the time.

This is the best thing I've ever read. I'm totally trying this out.
Except the shirt ripping and french kissing, they're against school rules. :p

It really is a great formula. Remember down the road if you ever get in a argument with your significant other. If they're like, "Why'd you forget the milk?", you NOW know the correct answer and they won't be any way they would be mad at you.

I can see it now.

Ghost Nappa's Wife: Honey, why are you late getting home?
Ghost Nappa: Because after work, I had to fight off three wild grizzly bears and a llama with a spork.
GNW: Again? This is the third time this month. I think your lying.
GN: No Really. It happened. and I had to save a Dolphin too.

Dolfyn*