07-16-2017, 09:10 PM
So a man in a bar is bragging to a buddy about his new model girlfriend....
"She is a pageant winner and simply the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.”
“Ok,” says his friend, “then when can I meet her?"
"You can't,” says the man, "she doesn't like hanging around people.”
His friend replies, "Most pageant winners are pretty outgoing, are you sure she’s one?”
"Of course,” states the man, "she told me she was Miss Anthrope."
"She is a pageant winner and simply the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.”
“Ok,” says his friend, “then when can I meet her?"
"You can't,” says the man, "she doesn't like hanging around people.”
His friend replies, "Most pageant winners are pretty outgoing, are you sure she’s one?”
"Of course,” states the man, "she told me she was Miss Anthrope."