01-10-2018, 03:23 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-12-2018, 09:43 PM by ZpaceJ0ck0.
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A woman enters the bus with her two children, the only places available are next to a man who seems very drunk, she sits with the children and the drunk man says: "Your children are very beautiful".
She looks at him with disdain and says: "Thank you".
"You're welcome", says the drunk. After a few minutes the drunk asks: "Are your children twins?"
The woman responds rudely: "No, you can see clearly that one is much older than the other".
The drunk looks at her very thoughtful and says: "Sorry I just find it hard to believe that someone had sex with you twice".
You know what my dad and my girlfriend have in common? They both left me.
She looks at him with disdain and says: "Thank you".
"You're welcome", says the drunk. After a few minutes the drunk asks: "Are your children twins?"
The woman responds rudely: "No, you can see clearly that one is much older than the other".
The drunk looks at her very thoughtful and says: "Sorry I just find it hard to believe that someone had sex with you twice".
You know what my dad and my girlfriend have in common? They both left me.