The Third Degree - Arjahn

[ClaudX]

1. Why can't you spell your name right?
2. Mandolin or Kazoo?
3. If a man started beating you with a fish, what would you do?

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

1. Why can't you spell your name right?
2. Mandolin or Kazoo?
3. If a man started beating you with a fish, what would you do?

1) I actually started using Cosmic Dolphin on the Armageton Advanced forums (named after the ship in F-Zero GX). However, I wanted to be CosmicTheDolphin, but the name was too long. So, I shortened it to CosmicTheDolfyn, and then decided to do it all misspelled. This was all 5+ years ago now. I kinda want to go back to Cosmic Dolphin, but I've been using CosmykTHeDolfyn everywhere now so long it's kind of pointless. Longer story than you expected.

2) Mandolin

3) I shall take his fish away. If it's a herring, I'll proceed to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with it.

[Psychospacecow]

1. Are you familiar with pelvic sorcery?
2. What do you want on a shirt?
3. *Makes Dolphin noises?
4. Also, how is your ambassador enjoying his stay in Space Cow Hilton?

These

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

1. Are you familiar with pelvic sorcery?
2. What do you want on a shirt?
3. *Makes Dolphin noises?
4. Also, how is your ambassador enjoying his stay in Space Cow Hilton?

These

1) Errrrrrmmmmm.... No. I don't wish to know, either.
2) A fully operational laptop. On my shirt. That come with glasses for the screen.
3) HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY MOTHER!!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW SHE'S A VERY NICE PERSON!!!
4) Very well. He is studying all your weak points plotting out how the Cosmic Dolphin can finally defeat the Space Cows and has gained much vital information.

...I mean, he really enjoys the complimentary tea and cookies.

[The Antagonist]

Arjahn asked questions too.

Welp, looks like this died down again. In that case, CosmykTheDolfyn, you're up!

1. What are the originals of your name?
2. Any relation to Psychospacecow, our forums other astronomical animal?
3. What's your nationality?
4. What single post of these forums are you the most proud of?
5. Favorite handheld RPG?

And mine:

1. How do you expect to meet your future wife?
2. Are you ok?
3. Would you change anything about your physical appearance? What?

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

Arjahn asked questions too.

Welp, looks like this died down again. In that case, CosmykTheDolfyn, you're up!

1. What are the originals of your name?
2. Any relation to Psychospacecow, our forums other astronomical animal?
3. What's your nationality?
4. What single post of these forums are you the most proud of?
5. Favorite handheld RPG?

And mine:

1. How do you expect to meet your future wife?
2. Are you ok?
3. Would you change anything about your physical appearance? What?

Sorry Arjahn, I didn't see your questions. I guess I'll get those first:
1) I took the name Cosmic Dolphin when playing Armagetron Advanced. It's named after this F-Zero ship:
http://fzero.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Dolphin
In any case, after some time, I decided I wanted to change my name to CosmicTheDolphin, but Armagetron Advanced naming has a character limit. I was still within the character limit as CosmicTheDolfin, but I decided to do everything misspelled since the f looked so out of place, coming to CosmykTheDolfyn.
2) NO, I AM SWORN EMEMY OF SPACE COWS. THEY ENCROACH ON THE TERRITORY OF THE KINGDOM OF THE COSMIC DOLPHINS AND I no I'm not related.
3) American. From Ohio. I'm mixed ancestry, split between German and Hispanic.
4)The connection between F-Zero and Star Fox. That whole thread outlining all of that, really.
5) Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story It's so corny that it's great. I also love all of the Golden Sun games, Nostalgia for DS and Rondo of Swords for the DS.

Onto the The Antagonist questions:
1) In all honesty, I'm guessing through a religious event.
2) ...I think so...?
3) I used to always want to be taller, but I now am kind of proud in being short. It's not like I'll get any taller. 5 foot 3.5 inches is good enough for me. But I really do wish I had less acne and a thicker mustache.

[Psychospacecow]

Arjahn asked questions too.

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2. Any relation to Psychospacecow, our forums other astronomical animal?

2) NO, I AM SWORN EMEMY OF SPACE COWS. THEY ENCROACH ON THE TERRITORY OF THE KINGDOM OF THE COSMIC DOLPHINS AND I no I'm not related.

Its not my fault that you chose to side with a civilization that is delicious.

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

Arjahn asked questions too.

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2. Any relation to Psychospacecow, our forums other astronomical animal?

2) NO, I AM SWORN EMEMY OF SPACE COWS. THEY ENCROACH ON THE TERRITORY OF THE KINGDOM OF THE COSMIC DOLPHINS AND I no I'm not related.

Its not my fault that you chose to side with a civilization that is delicious.

That is an issue, isn't it? You'd figure that since beef tastes so awesome, space cow would taste amazing. But it tastes like dried banana slugs. On the other had... Cosmic Dolphin... tastes... Let's just say I might have removed my own kidney and eaten it.

[The Antagonist]

According to the list it's my turn.

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

Aww phooie, I barely got any questions.
Tetris or poyo poyo games?
Pie or cheesecake?
What is your dream vacation location?

[Psychospacecow]

What do YOU want on a shirt?
Same question but serious.

Have you accepted our lord and savior, the atom?
Do your hands ever get calluses?
Why so serious?

[The Antagonist]

Aww phooie, I barely got any questions.
Tetris or poyo poyo games?
Pie or cheesecake?
What is your dream vacation location?

1. I'll go with Tetris.
2. The pie is a lie! Oh wait, that's the cake. Cheescake then.
3. Actually me and my friends are planning to go next summer to a house near a lake. Don't know the exact location though.
Edit: Just remembered that it's commonly called a lake house... I just like to go to the next level.

What do YOU want on a shirt?
Same question but serious.

Have you accepted our lord and savior, the atom?
Do your hands ever get calluses?
Why so serious?

1. Another T-shirt.
2. Actually it's allready a t-shirt but I wanted so bad for many years but can't find it anymore. This.
3. It didn't come to my door yet. Still waiting.
4. If I don't use gloves to the gym yes. My girlfriend also has them *wink*.
5. Do you see me smiling?

[Arjahn]

1. Do you have any tattoos?
2. Why are you lying to us about your sick tatts?
3. Describe your most unpleasant visit to the dentist
4. What's something you excel at?
5. What's someone you personally know who you'd like to kick in the chest?
6. If you had to be artificially inseminated with one hybrid human-animal amalgam, what animal would you pick and why?
7. What's your favorite playthrough of a game that you've done, e.g. challenge run, speed run, nuzlocke, etc.
8. Who's your favorite Youtuber?
9. Why isn't it Arjahn?
10. You can only wear either underwear or socks for the rest of your life, never both, which do you choose?
11. Why hasn't Psychospacecow made my t-shirt yet?
12. What movie is incredibly overrated in your opinion?
13. If you could give anything a shoutout right now, what would it be?

[ClaudX]

What game is the most overrated in your opinion?
Who's the best protagonist?
Are we being watched?
Is it the NSA?
If so, where's your secret hiding location from the NSA?
Can I steal your secret hiding location from the NSA?

[The Antagonist]

1. Do you have any tattoos?
2. Why are you lying to us about your sick tatts?
3. Describe your most unpleasant visit to the dentist
4. What's something you excel at?
5. What's someone you personally know who you'd like to kick in the chest?
6. If you had to be artificially inseminated with one hybrid human-animal amalgam, what animal would you pick and why?
7. What's your favorite playthrough of a game that you've done, e.g. challenge run, speed run, nuzlocke, etc.
8. Who's your favorite Youtuber?
9. Why isn't it Arjahn?
10. You can only wear either underwear or socks for the rest of your life, never both, which do you choose?
11. Why hasn't Psychospacecow made my t-shirt yet?
12. What movie is incredibly overrated in your opinion?
13. If you could give anything a shoutout right now, what would it be?

So. Many. Questions.

1. No.
2. I have a friend that has a friend that makes tattoos. We were all drunk and almost had a tattoo that says "Beer".
3. Hmm, when I was 8 years old or so I had a milk tooth (is that how it's called?) that was moving but wouldn't fall off. The dentist was holding my tooth moving it back and forth while telling me that it wouldn't be necessary to take it off. And then BAM! the assshole just ripped it out of my mouth. Have to admit that the surprise factor worked and it didn't hurt that bad.
4. I really don't know. When you are good at something you just don't notice it.
5. This is sparta style? Depends on the moment. Right now nobody. Well, there is someone I know who was being an asshole and has that kick-me-in-the-chest face.
6. A lobster! Why? They're immortal!
7. Halo 3 speed runs.
8. Right now speedyw03.
9. Uhh, awkward moment. Didn't even know you had a youtube channel. PM me that shit!!
10. Socks. With no underwear I can impress the ladies more.
11. Too busy eating space grass maybe? Dammit Psycho, make Arjahn a T-shirt! And one free for me!
12. I'm not good at this. I'll go with Transformers. Everybody says it's bad but still makes millions.
13. For those girls who you can joke around 24/7 and not getting mad, you the real MVP.

What game is the most overrated in your opinion?
Who's the best protagonist?
Are we being watched?
Is it the NSA?
If so, where's your secret hiding location from the NSA?
Can I steal your secret hiding location from the NSA?

1. Skyrim. Glitches everywhere. And boring as hell.
2. This is hard (that's what she said). Walter White from Breaking Bad.
3. Yes we are.
4. If it's not the NSA, maybe it's your neighbour.
5. Right in their building working for them. I totally didn't see you buying that Barbie doll on ebay yesterday.
6. We can share it. You'll love working here. We make bets on who is going to dance naked in their house