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#1,456
06-25-2013, 01:27 AM
Well, if you are in a more populated area, it may be good to call animal control or an exterminator. If not, go hunting or set a trap.
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#1,457
06-25-2013, 02:44 AM
GUYS MY FRIEND IS ASLEEP ON MY COUCH RIGHT NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO TO MESS WITH HIM?
Besides the shaving cream, feather and/or dick-doodle tricks.
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#1,458
06-25-2013, 02:50 AM
(06-25-2013, 02:44 AM)Arjahn Wrote: GUYS MY FRIEND IS ASLEEP ON MY COUCH RIGHT NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO TO MESS WITH HIM?
Besides the shaving cream, feather and/or dick-doodle tricks.

Stick your dick draw a dick on his face.
I regret nothing.
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#1,459
06-25-2013, 03:02 AM
Stick a snake in his pants.
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#1,460
06-25-2013, 03:07 AM
(06-25-2013, 02:44 AM)Arjahn Wrote: GUYS MY FRIEND IS ASLEEP ON MY COUCH RIGHT NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO TO MESS WITH HIM?
Besides the shaving cream, feather and/or dick-doodle tricks.

Stroke his hair until he wakes up, then slowly bend down and whisper "shhhhhhh" in his ear.
BONUS - Lick his ear while you do it.
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#1,461
06-25-2013, 03:10 AM
(06-25-2013, 03:07 AM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote:
(06-25-2013, 02:44 AM)Arjahn Wrote: GUYS MY FRIEND IS ASLEEP ON MY COUCH RIGHT NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO TO MESS WITH HIM?
Besides the shaving cream, feather and/or dick-doodle tricks.

Stroke his hair until he wakes up, then slowly bend down and whisper "shhhhhhh" in his ear.
BONUS - Lick his ear while you do it.

Have lipstick in your hand too, and make sure he sees it ...
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#1,462
06-25-2013, 03:23 AM
(06-25-2013, 03:10 AM)Spoiler Wrote:
(06-25-2013, 03:07 AM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote:
(06-25-2013, 02:44 AM)Arjahn Wrote: GUYS MY FRIEND IS ASLEEP ON MY COUCH RIGHT NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO TO MESS WITH HIM?
Besides the shaving cream, feather and/or dick-doodle tricks.

Stroke his hair until he wakes up, then slowly bend down and whisper "shhhhhhh" in his ear.
BONUS - Lick his ear while you do it.

Have lipstick in your hand too, and make sure he sees it ...

and mutter something about pretty pretty princesses. Make sure to apply glitter.
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06-25-2013, 03:44 AM
Damn, I'm too late for the ear licking bonanza, I just hooked up my speakers to his laptop, put them right next to his ears and blasted Death Metal at him, I have never seen a human being more startled in my entire life, my dog started freaking out because of it.
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#1,464
06-25-2013, 03:52 AM
(06-25-2013, 03:44 AM)Arjahn Wrote: Damn, I'm too late for the ear licking bonanza, I just hooked up my speakers to his laptop, put them right next to his ears and blasted Death Metal at him, I have never seen a human being more startled in my entire life, my dog started freaking out because of it XD

That sounds glorious.
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#1,465
06-25-2013, 05:36 AM
Welp, it's 5:35 here and I just stayed up all night playing TF2.
Happy new year
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#1,466
06-25-2013, 05:46 AM
(06-25-2013, 03:44 AM)Arjahn Wrote: Damn, I'm too late for the ear licking bonanza, I just hooked up my speakers to his laptop, put them right next to his ears and blasted Death Metal at him, I have never seen a human being more startled in my entire life, my dog started freaking out because of it.

Ah, there's always next time. If there's no next time, you can always break in to his bedroom like I usually d- ... Euh ...
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06-25-2013, 06:17 AM
(06-25-2013, 05:46 AM)Spoiler Wrote:
(06-25-2013, 03:44 AM)Arjahn Wrote: Damn, I'm too late for the ear licking bonanza, I just hooked up my speakers to his laptop, put them right next to his ears and blasted Death Metal at him, I have never seen a human being more startled in my entire life, my dog started freaking out because of it.

Ah, there's always next time. If there's no next time, you can always break in to his bedroom like I usually d- ... Euh ...

CAROLINE, Is that you?
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#1,468
06-25-2013, 06:27 AM
+1 post count
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06-25-2013, 06:28 AM
(06-25-2013, 06:27 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote: +1 post count

Reported for low-content post.
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06-25-2013, 06:30 AM
(06-25-2013, 06:28 AM)Lightmatt Wrote:
(06-25-2013, 06:27 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote: +1 post count

Reported for low-content post.

Don't worry, I gave myself a warning.
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