The Chit-Chat Thread

[Ghost Nappa]

I'm going to King's Island tomorrow.

Is that an amusement park?

Yes, but sadly, it's not actually on an actual island. It doesn't even have a king. But it does have this one place where you can win Pokemon plushies.

[Raiden Blackwood]

I think I'm ready to plunge back into the world of dating.

[JiraiyaSennin]

I'm going to King's Island tomorrow.

Is that an amusement park?

Yes, but sadly, it's not actually on an actual island. It doesn't even have a king. But it does have this one place where you can win Pokemon plushies.

So, not Kings Island, but Poke Park?

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

I've had a season's pass to King's Island for the past four years. It's a few hours to drive for me, but it's worth it!

[Hexadecimal*]

I've been wondering why my leg has been hurting so bad lately when I remembered that about seven months ago that useless bag of bones Roger fell on it. I'm wondering if something has gone wrong as a result of that so I think I'll be going to Employee Health tomorrow to set up an appointment for it to get checked. Everything was documented, so they should cover the costs.

If it's serious I'm going right up to Roger the next time I see him and finally let all my rage loose for the hell he put me through. I don't care anymore if I lose my job. I've had it.

[MexicanAnime]

I'd kill for all those Pokemon plushies.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH*]

I think I'm ready to plunge back into the world of dating.

One SERIOUSLY protip - If you can't already, learn to cook. You don't have to be a michelin-star chef; just learn how to really nail one or two nice dishes to start. Learn new ones as you go. You will learn how to cook well, they will be very impressed and you'll feel good about it.

[Raiden Blackwood]

I think I'm ready to plunge back into the world of dating.

One SERIOUSLY protip - If you can't already, learn to cook. You don't have to be a michelin-star chef; just learn how to really nail one or two nice dishes to start. Learn new ones as you go. You will learn how to cook well, they will be very impressed and you'll feel good about it.

I've been told that I'm a great cook. No worries there. :)

[gamemaster1991]

Kefka has struck again. My brother was playing final Fantasy VI this morning and got up to the first fight with Kefka (I guess, I never got that far). He must have being having trouble with the fight cause he threw the controller on the ground. Some mystical force must have been agenst him (karma god or what ever you believe in), cause the controller bounced off the ground and hit my mom's flat screen. I woke up to my mom yelling "WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!". Now we have a big spot on the bottom right corner of the screen. Talk about having a bad time to have no money and no job.

[MexicanAnime]

Who goes to McDonalds to watch porn?

[JiraiyaSennin]

Who goes to McDonalds to watch porn?

Your uncle my uncle Ronald McDonald.

[Psychospacecow]

So, I got a Mazda RX8.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH*]

Who goes to McDonalds to watch porn?

The dangers of free Wi-Fi...

Did he at least order anything ?

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EDIT - Was watching BBC news this morning.
Found this picture on Twitter by someone who also noticed -

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

Who goes to McDonalds to watch porn?

At the college I used to go to, I was working as a student employee where there were a bunch of computer labs. We used to have this repeat offender that would come in and watch hentai. He also was OCD, so he refused to sit in any other chair, EXCEPT the one by the window, so everyone (including a tour group of little kids one time) saw him. He would watch for 4-5 seconds, giggle, then start watching pokemon walkthroughs. Another minute of pokemon, another short burst of hentai...

In retrospect, it was kinda funny, but it was a massive nuisance.

[MexicanAnime]

Who goes to McDonalds to watch porn?

The dangers of free Wi-Fi...

Did he at least order anything ?

Just some shake and that was it.