Hunger Games Simulator

[Kakariko Kid]

Thanks. I thought about putting Bonnie Rotten as the polar opposite, but Google images had nothing but a bunch of spider web nipple pics of her.

[Psychospacecow]

We somehow skipped district 5 so I improvised with Upotte characters.

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Hannibal Lectar takes a handful of throwing knives.

Ronald Reagan runs away from the Cornucopia.

Jane the Virgin runs away from the Cornucopia.

Welkin Gunther kills The Prince with a sickle.

Galil the Assault Rifle runs away from the Cornucopia.

Xion runs away with a lighter and some rope.

actual Superstar Shia Labe retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

Captain Planet runs into the cornucopia and hides.

Noire retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

Azai Nagamasa decapitates Jenna Jameson with a sword.

Lightning McQueen runs away from the Cornucopia.

BATMAN scares A mudcrab named Steve away from the cornucopia.

Jirard the Completionist runs away from the Cornucopia.

Alicia Melchiott runs away from the Cornucopia.

Herbie runs into the cornucopia and hides.

LEX LUTHOR grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.

The adoring fan runs away from the Cornucopia.

Captain Jack Sparrow runs away from the Cornucopia.

the Nostalgia Critic grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.

Ichiroku literally a M1614 grabs a sword.

Ronald McDonald falls into a pit and dies.

Alicia Melchiott collects fruit from a tree.

Jane the Virgin tries to spear fish with a trident.

Lightning McQueen steals from actual Superstar Shia Labe while he isn't looking.

Captain Jack Sparrow makes a wooden spear.

the Nostalgia Critic injures himself.

The adoring fan practices her archery.

Ichiroku literally a M1614 camouflauges himself in the bushes.

Herbie sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Hannibal Lectar tries to sleep through the entire day.

Ronald Reagan and LEX LUTHOR split up to search for resources.

A mudcrab named Steve scares Captain Planet off.

BATMAN chases Noire.

Welkin Gunther constructs a shack.

Jirard the Completionist steals from Azai Nagamasa while he isn't looking.

Xion practices her archery.

Galil the Assault Rifle receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

The Prince
District 2

Jenna Jameson
District 12

Ronald McDonald
District 6

Captain Jack Sparrow quietly hums.

BATMAN loses sight of where he is.

Ichiroku literally a M1614 convinces Captain Planet to snuggle with him.

Jirard the Completionist convinces Herbie to snuggle with him.

Welkin Gunther and The adoring fan huddle for warmth.

the Nostalgia Critic throws a knife into Alicia Melchiott's head.

Lightning McQueen and Noire hold hands.

Ronald Reagan cries himself to sleep.

Galil the Assault Rifle goes to sleep.

A mudcrab named Steve sets up camp for the night.

Azai Nagamasa receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Xion loses sight of where she is.

Hannibal Lectar receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

LEX LUTHOR convinces Jane the Virgin to snuggle with him.

actual Superstar Shia Labe cries himself to sleep.

The adoring fan receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Captain Jack Sparrow convinces Noire to not kill him, only to kill her instead.

actual Superstar Shia Labe, Ronald Reagan , Welkin Gunther , BATMAN, and Galil the Assault Rifle hunt for other tributes.

Lightning McQueen travels to higher ground.

LEX LUTHOR kills Hannibal Lectar while he is resting.

A mudcrab named Steve receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Captain Planet sprains her ankle while running away from Jane the Virgin.

Azai Nagamasa camouflauges himself in the bushes.

Xion chases Herbie.

the Nostalgia Critic's trap kills Ichiroku literally a M1614.

Jirard the Completionist receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Alicia Melchiott
District 8

Noire
District 7

Hannibal Lectar
District 3

Ichiroku literally a M1614
District 5

the Nostalgia Critic, Jane the Virgin, BATMAN, Herbie, and actual Superstar Shia Labe sleep in shifts.

Azai Nagamasa sets up camp for the night.

Lightning McQueen attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Captain Jack Sparrow and Xion fight A mudcrab named Steve and Galil the Assault Rifle. A mudcrab named Steve and Galil the Assault Rifle survive.

The adoring fan throws a knife into Jirard the Completionist's chest.

Ronald Reagan and Welkin Gunther run into each other and decide to truce for the night.

Captain Planet tends to LEX LUTHOR's wounds.

BATMAN sets an explosive off, killing LEX LUTHOR, Jane the Virgin, and Ronald Reagan .

Azai Nagamasa receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Herbie stalks Lightning McQueen.

Welkin Gunther travels to higher ground.

The adoring fan makes a slingshot.

actual Superstar Shia Labe and Galil the Assault Rifle threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.

the Nostalgia Critic tries to spear fish with a trident.

Captain Planet tries to sleep through the entire day.

A mudcrab named Steve searches for a water source.

8 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Captain Jack Sparrow
District 11

Xion
District 2

Jirard the Completionist
District 4

LEX LUTHOR
District 1

Jane the Virgin
District 12

Ronald Reagan
District 6

actual Superstar Shia Labe
District 3

Galil the Assault Rifle
District 5

The adoring fan is awoken by nightmares.

Herbie taints Lightning McQueen's food, killing him.

A mudcrab named Steve accidently steps on a landmine.

Welkin Gunther tends to his wounds.

the Nostalgia Critic goes to sleep.

BATMAN receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Azai Nagamasa tends to Captain Planet's wounds.

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Herbie, Azai Nagamasa, and Welkin Gunther get into a fight. Azai Nagamasa triumphantly kills them both.

Captain Planet decides not to go to The Feast.

BATMAN cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

The adoring fan decides not to go to The Feast.

the Nostalgia Critic falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

Azai Nagamasa begs for The adoring fan to kill him. She refuses, keeping Azai Nagamasa alive.

Captain Planet receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

A fire spreads throughout the arena.

Azai Nagamasa falls to the ground, but kicks Captain Planet hard enough to then push her into the fire.

A fireball strikes The adoring fan, killing her.

8 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Lightning McQueen
District 10

A mudcrab named Steve
District 9

Herbie
District 10

Welkin Gunther
District 8

BATMAN
District 1

the Nostalgia Critic
District 4

Captain Planet
District 11

The adoring fan
District 9

The winner is Azai Nagamasa from District 7!

Azai Nagamasa
Winner
District 7
4 Kills The adoring fan
2nd Place
District 9
1 Kill Captain Planet
3rd Place
District 11 the Nostalgia Critic
4th Place
District 4
2 Kills BATMAN
5th Place
District 1
3 Kills Welkin Gunther
6th Place
District 8
1 Kill

Herbie
3rd Place
District 10
1 Kill A mudcrab named Steve
3rd Place
District 9
2 Kills Lightning McQueen
4th Place
District 10 Galil the Assault Rifle
5th Place
District 5
2 Kills actual Superstar Shia Labe
6th Place
District 3 Ronald Reagan
3rd Place
District 6

Herbie
3rd Place
District 12 A mudcrab named Steve
3rd Place
District 1
1 Kill Lightning McQueen
4th Place
District 4 Galil the Assault Rifle
5th Place
District 2 actual Superstar Shia Labe
6th Place
District 11
1 Kill Ronald Reagan
3rd Place
District 5

Herbie
3rd Place
District 3 A mudcrab named Steve
3rd Place
District 7 Lightning McQueen
4th Place
District 8 Galil the Assault Rifle
5th Place
District 6 actual Superstar Shia Labe
6th Place
District 12 Ronald Reagan
3rd Place
District 2

Tribute Placements

1. Azai Nagamasa
2. The adoring fan
3. Captain Planet
4. the Nostalgia Critic
5. BATMAN
6. Welkin Gunther
7. Herbie
8. A mudcrab named Steve
9. Lightning McQueen
10. Galil the Assault Rifle
11. actual Superstar Shia Labe
12. Ronald Reagan
13. Jane the Virgin
14. LEX LUTHOR
15. Jirard the Completionist
16. Xion
17. Captain Jack Sparrow
18. Ichiroku literally a M1614
19. Hannibal Lectar
20. Noire
21. Alicia Melchiott
22. Ronald McDonald
23. Jenna Jameson
24. The Prince
District Placements

1. District 7
2. District 9
3. District 11
4. District 4
5. District 1
6. District 8
7. District 10
8. District 5
9. District 3
10. District 6
11. District 12
12. District 2
Kills Made

4: Azai Nagamasa
3: BATMAN
2: Galil the Assault Rifle
2: the Nostalgia Critic
2: A mudcrab named Steve
1: Welkin Gunther
1: LEX LUTHOR
1: Captain Jack Sparrow
1: Herbie
1: The adoring fan

The simulator really wanted blood this time around.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH*]

I am proud of my Mudcrab and (apparatently female) Adoring Fan !!

Well fought !

[Psychospacecow]

I may have messed up some of the genders.

District 1

An Apache Attack Helicopter

Malfurion Stormrage

[Berry]

District 2(Caretaker Valley!)

Cesar Millan(Dog Whisperer)



Marry Poppins(Magical Nanny)

[Kakariko Kid]

District 3

The Fresh Prince


DJ Jazzy Jeff

[gamemaster1991]

District 4: Team Black Zack

Zack the Black Ranger


Zack from Dead Or Alive


This is the best idea.

[Psychospacecow]

District 5 :Team Interdimensional Duplication Ruler Red Heads

Nurse Joy

Anna

[Boyobmas]

Jirard the Completionist convinces Herbie to snuggle with him.

Someone needs to photoshop this immediately.

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Anyway, District 6:
Matt

The Sun

[Berry]

District 7: Casa de Obscure Villains

Dr.Coffin(Scooby-Doo)



Stilt-Man(Daredevil)

[Psychospacecow]

A mudcrab named Steve searches for a water source.

[Mass Distraction]

District 8

The (second) most beautiful man alive.


The scruffiest man alive.

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

District 9 is 80s fashion (Imma making it law that contestants don't have to be mortal)
The Devo Energy Dome:

Bright colored legwarmers

[Mass Distraction]

We need to keep this going! Uh... uh...

District 10: Mech Zone

A battle droid named... Hans. Sure.


Bastion, the bird lovin' walking turret from Overwatch.

[gamemaster1991]

District 11: Classic Space Robots

Robby the Robot


B-9