Stardew Valley Discussion

[Colossus]

Stardew Valley will be on the Switch this summer.
It will also be THE FIRST to use the multiplayer mode!

[Colossus]

I guess the Switch will not be the first to have multiplayer like Nintendo said
https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/...9931967488

[RepentantSky]

Dude literally and clearly said first console to use it so anyone who's jumping the gun is a fool. If I remember correctly, his exact words were "We are are happy to announce that Nintendo Switch, will be the very first console to support the multiplayer feature." Listen to what was said before you say something stupid, because people getting up in arms over this clearly need to get their ears checked, and it's annoying miraculously "misheard" that bit.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH*]

Dude literally and clearly said first console to use it so anyone who's jumping the gun is a fool. If I remember correctly, his exact words were "We are are happy to announce that Nintendo Switch, will be the very first console to support the multiplayer feature." Listen to what was said before you say something stupid, because people getting up in arms over this clearly need to get their ears checked, and it's annoying miraculously "misheard" that bit.

Following a thourough investigation, Colossus has been banned from the forum for the egregious offence of "saying something stupid".
We take such allegations seriously, and will not accept people who have not had their ears checked.

We have also been asked to launch an investigation into alleged use of improper paragraphing, another bannable offence.

[Colossus]

Dude literally and clearly said first console to use it so anyone who's jumping the gun is a fool. If I remember correctly, his exact words were "We are are happy to announce that Nintendo Switch, will be the very first console to support the multiplayer feature." Listen to what was said before you say something stupid, because people getting up in arms over this clearly need to get their ears checked, and it's annoying miraculously "misheard" that bit.

Does this mean I'm going to get tarred and feathered for making a mistack?

[Berry]

Dude literally and clearly said first console to use it so anyone who's jumping the gun is a fool. If I remember correctly, his exact words were "We are are happy to announce that Nintendo Switch, will be the very first console to support the multiplayer feature." Listen to what was said before you say something stupid, because people getting up in arms over this clearly need to get their ears checked, and it's annoying miraculously "misheard" that bit.

Does this mean I'm going to get tarred and feathered for making a mistack?

This half-assd punishedment tyhat you have propposed is naught good enough. 

I demand a speedron of Superman 64 and an apoligy letter to everybody to the forums for your misdeeds.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH*]

Dude literally and clearly said first console to use it so anyone who's jumping the gun is a fool. If I remember correctly, his exact words were "We are are happy to announce that Nintendo Switch, will be the very first console to support the multiplayer feature." Listen to what was said before you say something stupid, because people getting up in arms over this clearly need to get their ears checked, and it's annoying miraculously "misheard" that bit.

Does this mean I'm going to get tarred and feathered for making a mistack?

This half-assd punishedment tyhat you have propposed is naught good enough. 

I demand a speedron of Superman 64 and an apoligy letter to everybody to the forums for your misdeeds.

I'm pretty sure that contravenes the Geneva Convention on cruel and unusual punishment.

[Colossus]

Does this mean I'm going to get tarred and feathered for making a mistack?

This half-assd punishedment tyhat you have propposed is naught good enough. 

I demand a speedron of Superman 64 and an apoligy letter to everybody to the forums for your misdeeds.

I'm pretty sure that contravenes the Geneva Convention on cruel and unusual punishment.

How about I drink all 99 bottles of beer on the wall?

[Colossus]

Stardew Valley was announced today to be released on the Nintendo Switch October 5th!

[Colossus]

Stardew Valley Steam Multiplayer Beta is up. How to join:
https://stardewvalley.net/stardew-valley-v1-3-beta/

If you want to join me, let me know and I will see if there is an open spot.