Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?

[Arjahn]

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I?" I once kicked a guy for looking at me funny."
"Yeah, so?"
"Without any legs. "
"Right this way"

[gamemaster1991]

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I just finished a Nuzlocke run on my Ruby version."
"Yeah, so?"
"Without losing a single Pokemon. "
"Right this way."

[Lazlo Falconi]

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"

"How tough am I? How tough am I?! I build Lego models all day!"

"Yeah, so?"

"Without the instruction manual."

"Oh, right this way."

[Someone]

"Welcome to the Salty Splitoon, how tough are you?"

"How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I? I stepped on a couple of legos."

"Yeah, so?"

"Without having a sting."

"Uhhhh... right this way, sir."

[Psychospacecow]

"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I got to the end of Bioshock Infinite,"
"Yeah, so?"
"and understood it the first time."
"Uhhhh... right this way, sir."

[Someone]

"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I got to the end of Bioshock Infinite,"
"Yeah, so?"
"and understood it the first time."
"Uhhhh... right this way, sir."

DAT ES NAUT TUGH

it's just understanding

[Psychospacecow]

"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I got to the end of Bioshock Infinite,"
"Yeah, so?"
"and understood it the first time."
"Uhhhh... right this way, sir."

DAT ES NAUT TUGH

it's just understanding

Did you beat Bioshock Infinite?
Its like a M. Night Shyamalan movie out of no where.

[Someone]

"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I got to the end of Bioshock Infinite,"
"Yeah, so?"
"and understood it the first time."
"Uhhhh... right this way, sir."

DAT ES NAUT TUGH

it's just understanding

Did you beat Bioshock Infinite?
Its like a M. Night Shyamalan movie out of no where.

"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I got to the end of Bioshock Infinite,"
"Yeah, so?"

The Spitoon guard didn't care.

[Psychospacecow]

"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I got to the end of Bioshock Infinite,"
"Yeah, so?"
"and understood it the first time."
"Uhhhh... right this way, sir."

DAT ES NAUT TUGH

it's just understanding

Did you beat Bioshock Infinite?
Its like a M. Night Shyamalan movie out of no where.

"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I got to the end of Bioshock Infinite,"
"Yeah, so?"

The Spitoon guard didn't care.

Dude, its a joke thread. Don't take this so seriously.

[DreadFire]

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?

I Beat pokemon X and Y.

Yeah so?

With a dunsparce.

Woah! Right this way sir.

sorry to keep ya waiting. Come In

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

Welcome To The Salty Spittoon, how tough are you?
I ramped off course on Rainbow Road and landed back on.
Yeah, so?
Playing F-Zero X.
Right this way, sir.

[Psychospacecow]

Welcome to The Salty Spittoon, how tough are you?
I told The Juggernaut he looked like a football.
Yeah, so?
Then I punted him!
Right this way, sir.

[frankfrost2]

Welcome to The Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I? I got kicked in the balls.
Yeah, so?
and only stayed on the ground for 10 minutes.
Right this way, sir.

[DeerBoarDude]

Welcome to The Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
How tough am I? I beat Dragon's Lair.
Yeah, so?
On the NES.
Right this way, sir.

[ZpaceJ0ck0]

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
How tough am I? How tough am I?! I beat Ghost and Goblins on the NES!
"Yeah, so?"
Without getting the knife
"Umm, right this way"

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I found about this thread's existence because I put "Shyamalan" on the search bar (I watched 'Split' yesterday, review coming soon).