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Clever Joke Thread
#31
Why should we keep the Earth clean? Because it's not Uranus.
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#32
How do you keep a joke from ending?
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#33
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? "Wasa-B!"

Virtual Boy.

Get it? The Virtual Boy itself is a complete joke.
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#34
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they take everything literally.
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#35
A dog, a small girl, and a monstrosity walk into a bar.

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#36
What kind of dreams does Mario have?


Pipe Dreams.
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#37
nsfw I guess
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#38
Want to hear an ebola joke? You probably won't get it.
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#39
3 men are trying to smoke on a boat. They have 4 cigarettes but no way to light them. How do they smoke?

They drop one cigarette and the boat becomes one cigarette lighter.
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#40
A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister Walk Into a Bar. The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says, "What is this - some kind of joke?
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#41
I couldn't figure out why the baseball was getting bigger, but then it hit me.
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#42
What do you call a Guy who just gotten beat up by a Gang of Pigs.

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#43
There's only three things I hate in life.

Racists, Hypocrites and Asian people.
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#44
(11-10-2014, 07:59 PM)CosmykTheDolfyn Wrote: I couldn't figure out why the baseball was getting bigger, but then it hit me.

Im pretty sure this has already been posted before.

Edit: Turns out it is.
(09-13-2013, 04:41 PM)gamemaster1991 Wrote: I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
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#45
Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by Leopold II.
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