The Chit-Chat Thread

[Hexadecimal*]

I remember one time at this camp out we had, a friend of mine had bought a full Bigfoot outfit. Now, he stood about 6 feet 6 inches tall, so it only made it better. So after it got dark, some girls in the group conveniently decided to take a walk around the campground. The one girl took a very large metal lantern to see. Remember large METAL lantern.

So my buddy puts on the Bigfoot outfit. We set it up and tell the girls when they get back, hey, you just missed Bigfoot! And they all be like "Quit it, no way, shut up" and while they're not paying attention my buddy screams, runs out and starts to drag one of the girls off wearing his Bigfoot costume. It scared everyone senseless. So much so that the one girl smashed the metal lantern over Bigfoot's head, knocking him clean out and giving him a nice concussion.

Be careful who you prank.

Awww... That would've been epic if he hadn't gotten hurt!

[cingchris]

Today my coworker learned it's a very, VERY bad idea to scare me when I have delimer in my hand.

What's a delimer?

Cleaning stuff. I can imagine the burn...

I remember one time at this camp out we had, a friend of mine had bought a full Bigfoot outfit. Now, he stood about 6 feet 6 inches tall, so it only made it better. So after it got dark, some girls in the group conveniently decided to take a walk around the campground. The one girl took a very large metal lantern to see. Remember large METAL lantern.

So my buddy puts on the Bigfoot outfit. We set it up and tell the girls when they get back, hey, you just missed Bigfoot! And they all be like "Quit it, no way, shut up" and while they're not paying attention my buddy screams, runs out and starts to drag one of the girls off wearing his Bigfoot costume. It scared everyone senseless. So much so that the one girl smashed the metal lantern over Bigfoot's head, knocking him clean out and giving him a nice concussion.

Be careful who you prank.

That reminds me of an old classic.

Spoiler

[Ghost Nappa]

Today my coworker learned it's a very, VERY bad idea to scare me when I have delimer in my hand.

What's a delimer?

Cleaning stuff. I can imagine the burn...

I remember one time at this camp out we had, a friend of mine had bought a full Bigfoot outfit. Now, he stood about 6 feet 6 inches tall, so it only made it better. So after it got dark, some girls in the group conveniently decided to take a walk around the campground. The one girl took a very large metal lantern to see. Remember large METAL lantern.

So my buddy puts on the Bigfoot outfit. We set it up and tell the girls when they get back, hey, you just missed Bigfoot! And they all be like "Quit it, no way, shut up" and while they're not paying attention my buddy screams, runs out and starts to drag one of the girls off wearing his Bigfoot costume. It scared everyone senseless. So much so that the one girl smashed the metal lantern over Bigfoot's head, knocking him clean out and giving him a nice concussion.

Be careful who you prank.

MUST DO!!! (Don't worry, I'll be careful.)

[Psychospacecow]

Today my coworker learned it's a very, VERY bad idea to scare me when I have delimer in my hand.

What's a delimer?

Cleaning stuff. I can imagine the burn...

I remember one time at this camp out we had, a friend of mine had bought a full Bigfoot outfit. Now, he stood about 6 feet 6 inches tall, so it only made it better. So after it got dark, some girls in the group conveniently decided to take a walk around the campground. The one girl took a very large metal lantern to see. Remember large METAL lantern.

So my buddy puts on the Bigfoot outfit. We set it up and tell the girls when they get back, hey, you just missed Bigfoot! And they all be like "Quit it, no way, shut up" and while they're not paying attention my buddy screams, runs out and starts to drag one of the girls off wearing his Bigfoot costume. It scared everyone senseless. So much so that the one girl smashed the metal lantern over Bigfoot's head, knocking him clean out and giving him a nice concussion.

Be careful who you prank.

MUST DO!!! (Don't worry, I'll be careful.)

Now a days, it'd be better to do in a suit and a white mask made of breathable fibers.

[JiraiyaSennin]

I love scaring people and that would be so perfect, plus you a get a cool Bigfoot costume.

[Hexadecimal*]

I've only scared two people super bad, but not in very exciting ways.

The kitchen used to be some patient rooms, so it was pretty drastically remodeled, but for some reason a few areas have the shower left in. The Diet Clerk's office is one of those areas and, during a slow day, I once hid in the shower to scare one. That shower is directly behind where they sit down and I grabbed her shoulders and shouted her name, making her scream bloody murder. Folks in the hallway rushed in to see what the heck was wrong.

The second time was when it was such a slow day we were actually struggling to find even the littlest cleaning job to do. As a result, very few trays when up in the food carts, and I realized I could very easily hide inside of one. After I'd retrieved it from upstairs I climbed in and scared the daylights out of my coworker, but then she sprayed me really good with water xD

[JiraiyaSennin]

Once when I scared my sister she had boots in her hands and she beat me with them.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH*]

I got to clean a urinal today... fun stuff.
I work at a cafe that mostly caters to older people (as in 60s+), and all I'll say is that apparently hair loss isn't restricted to the head.

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Also - A year and a day ago, I decided to join this little forum called DYKG.
And what a great year it has been ! Highs, lows, new arrivals and disastrous exits. Beardy, gracing us with his presence every six or seven new moons. A migration to this fine corner of the internet. More new members, a few more break-downs. Some warnings here and there for those who get up to no good.
But most of all, new places, new conversations and new friends !
Love you all platonically (apart from Arjahn and Raiden Blackwood, I'm just pretending to be your friend so that you keep sending dem sexy selfshots ♥).

[cingchris]

Love you too, baby. ;)

[Spoiler]

I SCARED SOMEONE SOOOOO HARD BY just going outside my apartment by somewhat loudly opening my door, not knowing someone was just passing by and she was all like "WHAAAAAAH" and then I laughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhed

[JiraiyaSennin]

I got to clean a urinal today... fun stuff.
I work at a cafe that mostly caters to older people (as in 60s+), and all I'll say is that apparently hair loss isn't restricted to the head.

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Also - A year and a day ago, I decided to join this little forum called DYKG.
And what a great year it has been ! Highs, lows, new arrivals and disastrous exits. Beardy, gracing us with his presence every six or seven new moons. A migration to this fine corner of the internet. More new members, a few more break-downs. Some warnings here and there for those who get up to no good.
But most of all, new places, new conversations and new friends !
Love you all platonically (apart from Arjahn and Raiden Blackwood, I'm just pretending to be your friend so that you keep sending dem sexy selfshots ♥).

[Psychospacecow]

I got to clean a urinal today... fun stuff.
I work at a cafe that mostly caters to older people (as in 60s+), and all I'll say is that apparently hair loss isn't restricted to the head.

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Also - A year and a day ago, I decided to join this little forum called DYKG.
And what a great year it has been ! Highs, lows, new arrivals and disastrous exits. Beardy, gracing us with his presence every six or seven new moons. A migration to this fine corner of the internet. More new members, a few more break-downs. Some warnings here and there for those who get up to no good.
But most of all, new places, new conversations and new friends !
Love you all platonically (apart from Arjahn and Raiden Blackwood, I'm just pretending to be your friend so that you keep sending dem sexy selfshots ♥).

A Toast!To new friends, and greater pastures! To surviving strife, and knowing gaming you did!

[Beware of Cuccos*]

I'm 2.12% of total post! That's pretty cool!

I'm 2.83%

Whoever the next person to post their post percentage will have terrible sex for the rest of their lives.

Psychospacecow laughs at all of our percentages.

yesh! 6.46%

5.09 for me

[Psychospacecow]

I'm 2.12% of total post! That's pretty cool!

I'm 2.83%

Whoever the next person to post their post percentage will have terrible sex for the rest of their lives.

Psychospacecow laughs at all of our percentages.

yesh! 6.46%

5.09 for me

I AM KING OF SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME ONLINE!!!
BOW BEFORE ME MORTALS WITH PROPER EMPLOYMENT AND METHODS OF TRAVEL!!! BASK IN MY INABILITY TO GET TO A JOB IF I HAD ONE!!!

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

I have 1,000%. You are all nothing!!!

I also have a tendency to slightly stretch the truth.