Brilliant ideas or inventions

[Psychospacecow]

Cords that don't get tangled the instant you put them down. I have no idea how it happens but untangling them is a bitch.

Coat them with a substance that repels itself.

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There should be a way to convert guinea pig poo into an energy source. There's so dang much of it just from two of the little monsters.

That's just biomass - burn the excrement to heat the water into vapour to turn the turbines and BAM -- electricity.

You're sitting on a gold mine !

Its a cool idea, but it will smell very bad and is a shitty source of power.

Though, its still cool.

...but it actually exists. It's called Biogas.

I didn't say it did not. I just wanted to make a pun.

[Combat Lobster]

Here's a game idea:

It's a third-person shooter where you play as an assassin who gets his hit contracts from watching infomercials.

[Psychospacecow]

Here's a game idea:

It's a third-person shooter where you play as an assassin who gets his hit contracts from watching infomercials.

Isn't that sly cooper?

[Combat Lobster]

Here's a game idea:

It's a third-person shooter where you play as an assassin who gets his hit contracts from watching infomercials.

Isn't that sly cooper?

Assassin not thief

[Psychospacecow]

Here's a game idea:

It's a third-person shooter where you play as an assassin who gets his hit contracts from watching infomercials.

Isn't that sly cooper?

Assassin not thief

Same difference.

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

A walker that can also fold out into a fully functioning wheelchair.

[Psychospacecow]

A walker that can also fold out into a fully functioning wheelchair.

Intriguing. How would you deal with weight?

[Arjahn]

A taco store that,
Stick with me,
Get this,
Wait for it,
it's coming,
still coming,
two more lines,
One more,
Almost here,
Sells a lot of tacos really quickly and efficiently with quality ingredients and staff.

Like Taco Bell, but less shameful and a lot better for your health and basic hygine.

[Ouberry_13]

How about we make a car that is electrical and make it reasonably priced?

And how about not having corrupt/stupid politicians?

As for games, I've been thinking about something. I want to see a sandbox game where you play as a 'card carrying villain.' What I mean by that is, basically, you'd be the overly dramatic Saturday morning cartoon bad guy. Your hideout would be in an underwater cave or inside a volcano, you'd make elaborate traps to trip up the hero, rob banks all the time, go around the world stealing priceless jewels/works of art, build huge death machines with the big red self destruct button. The classic cartoon bad guy. Also, no matter how you customize your villain, if it was a male, he would always have the bad guy goatee. Always. Also, you'd have hundred of disposable henchmen who you hire every other week with your somehow limitless amounts of money. And at the end of the game, if you play your cards right, you kill the hero and rule the city/country/world.

[Berry]

A machine that can answer the most impossible question. Like this for example:

What is this "life" the internet speaks of? Where can i obtain this "life"?

[Combat Lobster]

A machine that can answer the most impossible question. Like this for example:

What is this "life" the internet speaks of? Where can i obtain this "life"?

You buy a life at da store, son.

[Psychospacecow]

How about we make a car that is electrical and make it reasonably priced?

And how about not having corrupt/stupid politicians?

As for games, I've been thinking about something. I want to see a sandbox game where you play as a 'card carrying villain.' What I mean by that is, basically, you'd be the overly dramatic Saturday morning cartoon bad guy. Your hideout would be in an underwater cave or inside a volcano, you'd make elaborate traps to trip up the hero, rob banks all the time, go around the world stealing priceless jewels/works of art, build huge death machines with the big red self destruct button. The classic cartoon bad guy. Also, no matter how you customize your villain, if it was a male, he would always have the bad guy goatee. Always. Also, you'd have hundred of disposable henchmen who you hire every other week with your somehow limitless amounts of money. And at the end of the game, if you play your cards right, you kill the hero and rule the city/country/world.

The problem with electric cars is that they are fundamentally flawed. More than 90% of electricity comes from coal and the electricity is then used in your car after more processing than the gas car would. It does the same if more damage plus the battery acid employed. Its even worse with hybrids because it goes through ANOTHER conversion process.

[Ouberry_13]

The problem with electric cars is that they are fundamentally flawed. More than 90% of electricity comes from coal and the electricity is then used in your car after more processing than the gas car would. It does the same if more damage plus the battery acid employed. Its even worse with hybrids because it goes through ANOTHER conversion process.

That's why we need to stop using coal and instead find a new energy source that is clean and safe, while still being reliable.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH*]

The problem with electric cars is that they are fundamentally flawed. More than 90% of electricity comes from coal and the electricity is then used in your car after more processing than the gas car would. It does the same if more damage plus the battery acid employed. Its even worse with hybrids because it goes through ANOTHER conversion process.

That's why we need to stop using coal and instead find a new energy source that is clean and safe, while still being reliable.

If only it was that easy. There are volumes and volumes about why we're not going to wean off coal and oil until we're forced to by dwindling supplies.

[Ouberry_13]

The problem with electric cars is that they are fundamentally flawed. More than 90% of electricity comes from coal and the electricity is then used in your car after more processing than the gas car would. It does the same if more damage plus the battery acid employed. Its even worse with hybrids because it goes through ANOTHER conversion process.

That's why we need to stop using coal and instead find a new energy source that is clean and safe, while still being reliable.

If only it was that easy. There are volumes and volumes about why we're not going to wean off coal and oil until we're forced to by dwindling supplies.

Oh, I know it's not gonna happen anytime soon. Chances are, it won't even happen in our lifetimes.