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Your Momma
#1
It's simple. Post your favorite Your Momma jokes here. Type it out or use memes.

I love my momma. I love yours, too. But some yo momma jokes are too good not to laugh at.

I nearly choked on my food when I saw this one
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#2
"Your momma is so old that she pre-ordered the Bible"
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#3
Your momma's so ugly, her reflection called it quits!
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#4
"Your momma is so fat that she uses a boomerang in order to adjust her belt"
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#5
"Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."
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#6
Yo momma is so fat, she uses a semi-truck as public transportation
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#7
Yo momma is so ugly, it made the Elephant Man puke on sight.
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#8
Yo momma's so fat, when she fell down I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
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#9
Your mama's soooo stupid, she turned herself in the police since she was it said please ice.
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#10
"Your mama so stupid she thought Hamburger Helper came with a friend"
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#11
"Yo momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved"
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#12
"Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house"
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#13
How about this one?

"Yo mama so ugly Pablo Picasso was actually doing paintings of her!!"
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