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#1
08-31-2013, 08:00 PM


I'm already getting high off this.
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#2
09-11-2013, 08:53 PM
Did you hear about the guy who fell in a bifocal making machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.
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#3
09-12-2013, 06:32 AM
One liners:

She was an alcoholic, but he loved her still. (if you know a little about illegal drinks, you'll get it.)

Two fish were swimming and ran into a cement wall. The one turned to the other and said "Dam."
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#4
09-12-2013, 07:51 PM
Four guys walk into a bar and the fifth one ducked.
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09-13-2013, 04:14 PM (This post was last modified: 09-13-2013, 04:15 PM by Someone.)
What did the brick manufacturers do after lunch?

Shit bricks.
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#6
09-13-2013, 04:41 PM
I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
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#7
09-13-2013, 04:46 PM
What worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Being stabbed in the eye.
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09-13-2013, 05:14 PM
My psychiatrist told me I am crazy, but I don't believe that and I told him I wanted a second opinion. He then said, "Ok, and you're ugly too."
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#9
09-13-2013, 06:10 PM
What's big, white and in a tree?














A fridge.
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#10
09-18-2013, 06:45 PM
I work at a investigation team where we attempt to find mythical creatures. One of our members suggested a trap. I didn't know why.

Later, I caught the idea.
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09-19-2013, 08:23 AM
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#12
09-19-2013, 01:37 PM
What time is it?








19:37
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#13
09-19-2013, 09:10 PM
What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".
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#14
09-20-2013, 02:00 AM
Want a joke ? This sexy person.
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#15
09-20-2013, 10:30 PM
(09-20-2013, 02:00 AM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote: Want a joke ? This sexy person.

That's really unsettling, NSFW that quick.

Also, what do you call a group of black pilots?
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