Bear in gaming!
I choose Kuma from Tekken!
Rossi from Muscle Match
(I dare you to find out more about this game)
Also Fatty Bear
Fatty Bear is the best bear.
In Soviet Russia (and in Command & Conquer) you have the right to arm bears.
Train!
I'll go with the Starflight Express from Dragon Quest 9.
The sentient ghost train from FFVI. I love the fact that you actually had to run in front if it during the battle.
My train is also a robot. The Supertrain Megazord from the Power Rangers: Lightspeed Rescue games
Favorite Joke Weapon
POW hammer best hammer. - Soul Calibur 4
Dead Space 2: The Hand Cannon
Can you image not knowing about this thing and then getting it by beating Hardcore mode?
Link's bug net from SoulCalibur II.
I've never used it myself but I find it funny how an inherently useless item that can't really even be classified as a "weapon" has one of the strangest and most useful features in a game. It duplicates items.
This item being the Puppy Paw Stick from the Disgaea series.
I guess Cid's mop from FFVII is also pretty funny. It's ridiculously powerful and I'd use it more if only it had materia slots.
Over zealous armor! (as in ridiculously huge armor character. Not the armor itself, but the character)
I'm going to go with Kjelle from Fire Emblem Awakening.
Favorite magic undead!
I'll go with good ol' Kel'Thuzad.
Magic AND undead? Hmm...
I have no idea how magical they are but they can put curses on people so I guess that's kinda magical?
It's a zombie dragon.
I meant more along the lines of zombies that aren't revived through some kind of "science". Resident Evil zombies would be out. Elder Scrolls ones wouldn't be.
Well in that case the zombie dragon works, since it's just a dragon that lived way past its death through unknown causes.