VGFacts

Well, if you are in a more populated area, it may be good to call animal control or an exterminator. If not, go hunting or set a trap.

GUYS MY FRIEND IS ASLEEP ON MY COUCH RIGHT NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO TO MESS WITH HIM?
Besides the shaving cream, feather and/or dick-doodle tricks.

(06-25-2013, 02:44 AM)Arjahn Wrote: [ -> ]GUYS MY FRIEND IS ASLEEP ON MY COUCH RIGHT NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO TO MESS WITH HIM?
Besides the shaving cream, feather and/or dick-doodle tricks.

Stick your dick draw a dick on his face.
I regret nothing.

Stick a snake in his pants.

(06-25-2013, 02:44 AM)Arjahn Wrote: [ -> ]GUYS MY FRIEND IS ASLEEP ON MY COUCH RIGHT NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO TO MESS WITH HIM?
Besides the shaving cream, feather and/or dick-doodle tricks.

Stroke his hair until he wakes up, then slowly bend down and whisper "shhhhhhh" in his ear.
BONUS - Lick his ear while you do it.

(06-25-2013, 03:07 AM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-25-2013, 02:44 AM)Arjahn Wrote: [ -> ]GUYS MY FRIEND IS ASLEEP ON MY COUCH RIGHT NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO TO MESS WITH HIM?
Besides the shaving cream, feather and/or dick-doodle tricks.

Stroke his hair until he wakes up, then slowly bend down and whisper "shhhhhhh" in his ear.
BONUS - Lick his ear while you do it.

Have lipstick in your hand too, and make sure he sees it ...

(06-25-2013, 03:10 AM)Spoiler Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-25-2013, 03:07 AM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-25-2013, 02:44 AM)Arjahn Wrote: [ -> ]GUYS MY FRIEND IS ASLEEP ON MY COUCH RIGHT NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO TO MESS WITH HIM?
Besides the shaving cream, feather and/or dick-doodle tricks.

Stroke his hair until he wakes up, then slowly bend down and whisper "shhhhhhh" in his ear.
BONUS - Lick his ear while you do it.

Have lipstick in your hand too, and make sure he sees it ...

and mutter something about pretty pretty princesses. Make sure to apply glitter.

Damn, I'm too late for the ear licking bonanza, I just hooked up my speakers to his laptop, put them right next to his ears and blasted Death Metal at him, I have never seen a human being more startled in my entire life, my dog started freaking out because of it.

(06-25-2013, 03:44 AM)Arjahn Wrote: [ -> ]Damn, I'm too late for the ear licking bonanza, I just hooked up my speakers to his laptop, put them right next to his ears and blasted Death Metal at him, I have never seen a human being more startled in my entire life, my dog started freaking out because of it XD

That sounds glorious.

Welp, it's 5:35 here and I just stayed up all night playing TF2.
Happy new year

(06-25-2013, 03:44 AM)Arjahn Wrote: [ -> ]Damn, I'm too late for the ear licking bonanza, I just hooked up my speakers to his laptop, put them right next to his ears and blasted Death Metal at him, I have never seen a human being more startled in my entire life, my dog started freaking out because of it.

Ah, there's always next time. If there's no next time, you can always break in to his bedroom like I usually d- ... Euh ...

(06-25-2013, 05:46 AM)Spoiler Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-25-2013, 03:44 AM)Arjahn Wrote: [ -> ]Damn, I'm too late for the ear licking bonanza, I just hooked up my speakers to his laptop, put them right next to his ears and blasted Death Metal at him, I have never seen a human being more startled in my entire life, my dog started freaking out because of it.

Ah, there's always next time. If there's no next time, you can always break in to his bedroom like I usually d- ... Euh ...

CAROLINE, Is that you?

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(06-25-2013, 06:27 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote: [ -> ]+1 post count

Reported for low-content post.

(06-25-2013, 06:28 AM)Lightmatt Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-25-2013, 06:27 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote: [ -> ]+1 post count

Reported for low-content post.

Don't worry, I gave myself a warning.