01-28-2015, 12:57 AM
To anyone that has played Earthbound, there is a pivotal choice between Orange Kid and Apple Kid. For all the unlucky bastards, they picked Orange Kid. Now Orange Kid is hated for being a prick and infamous for his work of trying to morph a boiled egg back into a raw egg. This is treated as a dick move since the invention is never available for the player thus investing in the wrong Kid and having to spend again on Apple Kid.
A DICK MOVE THAT HAS TURNED INTO REALITY. SCIENCE HAS ACTUALLY FOUND A WAY TO TURN A GODDAMN BOILED EGG INTO A RAW EGG. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THIS ACTUALLY BENEFICIAL.
Smug Bastard was actually on to something.
A DICK MOVE THAT HAS TURNED INTO REALITY. SCIENCE HAS ACTUALLY FOUND A WAY TO TURN A GODDAMN BOILED EGG INTO A RAW EGG. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THIS ACTUALLY BENEFICIAL.
Smug Bastard was actually on to something.