07-20-2017, 01:00 PM
I don't know how this came ito existence... but I'm glad it did. LOL.
A lonely cat walks on stage
Jubei: "Hi, it's me, Jubei! The badass anime cat who has a sword for some reason!
I'm not really sure what the hell I' supposed to be or what is going on in Blazblue story, but I assure you I'm the hypest shit ev-"
Suddenly a young man with blue-ish hair teleports on the stage, throwing the anime cat back to obscurity
Trunks: "Piss off! Nobody cares about weird anime like you, mainstream anime will rule the FGC!"
Trunks turns Super Saiyan
Trunks: "That's right! It has already been written that Dragon Ball's takeover of the FGC is all but inevitable! Soon the names of Street Fighter, Tekken, Guilty Gear, Moron Kombat, and most of all, MAHVEL, will all lie forgotten and humiliated before the eternal dominance of our vastly overrated anime from the '80s! I didn't list Smash, because even a dumbass Dragon Ball character like me knows that Smash is not a real fighting gam-"
Suddenly, and epic Skeleton Man epically divekick into the stage, kicking the Saiyan back where he belongs!
SKULLOMANIA: "NOT SO FAST! Skullomania will not allow you to step on the hopes and dreams of those that don't want the FGC to be ensnared by an overrated series such as you! Arika will save the FGC and lead it into a new era of prosperity and harmony. Sure, the animations in my games are still pretty much those of EX Alpha Plus, and Arika hasn't made a big videogame in forever, but I assure you that the finished product will blow your socks off! Mh! Wha-"
"DOUBLE REPPUKEN!"
SKULLOMANIA gets blasted into heavens as Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard walks on the stage!
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard: "HA!"
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard smiles at the crowd!
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard: "Bring it on!"
All the women in the audience are instantly impregnated!
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard: "I'll destroy you all!"
Worrisomely enough also half of the men.
Heihachi: "Mh? Oh! Don't pay too much attention to me. I'm just here to job for the new guy! Take this!"
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard: "PREDICTABO!"
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard performs the sickest of parries on Heihachi, one-shotting him with the greatest of ease!
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard: "Stay down, maggot! Now, who's ever going to challenge me!?"
...
Geese awkardly looks around
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard: "... I said: who is ever going to challenge me?"
Suddenly a tiny but very happy Asian man rises on the stage
Ono-Senpai: "Herro, herro Ebrywun! Fenk you, fenk you fo' support Sutoree Fighta and Mahvel Capcom stream. Becoz' of you evry we tournmnt have game Mahvel Capcom Infinite, and ask you for a support this game. Fank you! So, today, I have something news to you!"
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard: "Eh!?"
Ono-Senpai: "So, to be, watch this trailer. Purise!"
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard: "What kind of preposterous language is that!? Hittite?"
Abigail enters on the stage
Abigail: "BRRM, BRRM, BRRM, NEEEEEK! Hur, hur, hur."
...
Jubei: "..."
Trunks: "..."
SKULLOMANIA: "..."
Heihachi: "..."
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard: "..."
Ono-Senpai: "So, Fank you, fank you very much!"
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard: "What the fuck am I even looking at!?"
Ono-Senpai: "So, erryone kno', it's Shoryuken time. So, stand up, purise erryone. OKAY? SREE, TOO, JUAN-"
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard: "No, you just wait a minute!"
Ono-Senpai: "SHORYUKEN!"
- END -
[Extra Story 1 - The Prince and the Shill]
Jedah rushed to the stage
Jedah: "Hey guys, wait! I'm cool too! I know you knew I was coming from a month, but I'm still a sick announcement! First male Darkstalkers character in Marvel! Think of the social justice! Guys! Guys?..."
FilipinoChamp: "Man, I still can't believe Jedah is in Marvel! I totally didn't knew he was coming until Combofied showed me the select screen. I totally didn't see it coming guys, so cool!"
Jedah: "Oh, fuck off!"
Original post:
http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/c...t_11369628
A lonely cat walks on stage
Jubei: "Hi, it's me, Jubei! The badass anime cat who has a sword for some reason!
I'm not really sure what the hell I' supposed to be or what is going on in Blazblue story, but I assure you I'm the hypest shit ev-"
Suddenly a young man with blue-ish hair teleports on the stage, throwing the anime cat back to obscurity
Trunks: "Piss off! Nobody cares about weird anime like you, mainstream anime will rule the FGC!"
Trunks turns Super Saiyan
Trunks: "That's right! It has already been written that Dragon Ball's takeover of the FGC is all but inevitable! Soon the names of Street Fighter, Tekken, Guilty Gear, Moron Kombat, and most of all, MAHVEL, will all lie forgotten and humiliated before the eternal dominance of our vastly overrated anime from the '80s! I didn't list Smash, because even a dumbass Dragon Ball character like me knows that Smash is not a real fighting gam-"
Suddenly, and epic Skeleton Man epically divekick into the stage, kicking the Saiyan back where he belongs!
SKULLOMANIA: "NOT SO FAST! Skullomania will not allow you to step on the hopes and dreams of those that don't want the FGC to be ensnared by an overrated series such as you! Arika will save the FGC and lead it into a new era of prosperity and harmony. Sure, the animations in my games are still pretty much those of EX Alpha Plus, and Arika hasn't made a big videogame in forever, but I assure you that the finished product will blow your socks off! Mh! Wha-"
"DOUBLE REPPUKEN!"
SKULLOMANIA gets blasted into heavens as Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard walks on the stage!
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard: "HA!"
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard smiles at the crowd!
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard: "Bring it on!"
All the women in the audience are instantly impregnated!
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard: "I'll destroy you all!"
Worrisomely enough also half of the men.
Heihachi: "Mh? Oh! Don't pay too much attention to me. I'm just here to job for the new guy! Take this!"
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard: "PREDICTABO!"
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard performs the sickest of parries on Heihachi, one-shotting him with the greatest of ease!
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard: "Stay down, maggot! Now, who's ever going to challenge me!?"
...
Geese awkardly looks around
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard: "... I said: who is ever going to challenge me?"
Suddenly a tiny but very happy Asian man rises on the stage
Ono-Senpai: "Herro, herro Ebrywun! Fenk you, fenk you fo' support Sutoree Fighta and Mahvel Capcom stream. Becoz' of you evry we tournmnt have game Mahvel Capcom Infinite, and ask you for a support this game. Fank you! So, today, I have something news to you!"
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard: "Eh!?"
Ono-Senpai: "So, to be, watch this trailer. Purise!"
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard: "What kind of preposterous language is that!? Hittite?"
Abigail enters on the stage
Abigail: "BRRM, BRRM, BRRM, NEEEEEK! Hur, hur, hur."
...
Jubei: "..."
Trunks: "..."
SKULLOMANIA: "..."
Heihachi: "..."
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard: "..."
Ono-Senpai: "So, Fank you, fank you very much!"
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard: "What the fuck am I even looking at!?"
Ono-Senpai: "So, erryone kno', it's Shoryuken time. So, stand up, purise erryone. OKAY? SREE, TOO, JUAN-"
Geese 'Motherfucking' Howard: "No, you just wait a minute!"
Ono-Senpai: "SHORYUKEN!"
- END -
[Extra Story 1 - The Prince and the Shill]
Jedah rushed to the stage
Jedah: "Hey guys, wait! I'm cool too! I know you knew I was coming from a month, but I'm still a sick announcement! First male Darkstalkers character in Marvel! Think of the social justice! Guys! Guys?..."
FilipinoChamp: "Man, I still can't believe Jedah is in Marvel! I totally didn't knew he was coming until Combofied showed me the select screen. I totally didn't see it coming guys, so cool!"
Jedah: "Oh, fuck off!"
Original post:
http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/c...t_11369628